So You Wanna Know About Kettle Bells, Huh?

by RJ
(Texas)

So you wanna know about kettlebells huh? The origins of the first kettlebells can be traced back to the turn of the century when circus strong men would carry large triangular weights to show off how totally jacked they were. Circus superstition led these strong men to believe that triangles were the shape of the devil, so they promptly switched to using more round shaped weights, and thus the modern kettlebell was born.

These things will get dudes completely ripped and ladies lookin’ totally sweet in their little pink bikinis. Lifting these bad boys ain’t easy, but if you have a curly mustache and a leopard print leotard you can fashion yourself a pretty ballin’ Halloween costume. One of the best things about kettlebells is their ease of use. This simple technology has helped people get their swole on for eons.

The formula for the perfect body goes as such. Step one: acquire kettlebells. Step two: lift kettlebells. Step three: get completely ripped. It’s as easy as that! Yeah, you could do other lifts but honestly, why would you bother with that? I mean, they are named kettlebells for goodness sake.

It’s like a combination of kettle corn and jingle bells. This is the single most epic combination of anything in the history of forever. The most awesome thing is that unlike kettle corn and jingle bells, kettlebells can be enjoyed year round and in every season. Kettle corn ain’t got shit on that.

This has been RJ from Texas giving you the lowdown on the awesomeness that is kettlebells.